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The Hitlerwich

Overview

How to make The Hitlerwich from Red Dwarf | CookFiction.com

Name: The Hitlerwich

Inspired by: Red Dwarf

Serving Size: Serves 1 well-intentioned time traveler

Secret Ingredient: Hate (and margarine)

"Ignore him! He's a complete and total nutter!" - Lister (to members of the Nuremberg rally)

Chef's Note

In the Timeslides episode, Lister goes back in time and steals Adolf Hitler's briefcase, which contains a bomb and a sandwich of banana and crisps.

Recipe

Making the Hitlerwich


You will need:

  • 2 slices Kommissbrot bread (dark sourdough made of rye and wheat flours)
  • 2 tablespoons margarine
  • 1 banana
  • 1 bag of crisps (potato chips)

Instructions:

  1. Spread the margarine on the bread slices.
  2. Place crisps in a plastic bag and crush, for a finer texture (optional).
  3. Add crisps on one of the buttered bread slices. (The margarine should help make the crisps stick ot the bread.)
  4. Peel the banana, and cut in half. Then cut each half down the middle, so you have four long and thin quarter slices.
  5. Layer the banana evenly on top of the remaining buttered bread.
  6. Flip the bread layered with banana on top of the braed with crisps, and press down slightly to help the banana stick to the crisps.

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