Evil Delicious Spicy Noodles

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— Chef's Note —

"What makes them evil? I dunno, the souls of orphans or kittens or orphan kittens or something, does it really matter?" - Description of the evil delicious spicy noodles item

Deliciously evil. Pairs excellently with shrimp, seared scallops, or other seafood.

— Featured In —

♦︎ Kingdom of Loathing ♦︎

How to Make Evil Delicious Spicy Noodles

— Ingredients —

black ink pasta
black ink pasta
(for frying)
4 slices bacon
(at least)
white onion
1/2 cup white onion
Thai red chili
1 Thai red chili
1 tsp oregano
1 tsp thyme
1 tsp rosemary
1 tsp basil
grape tomatoes
1 cup grape tomatoes
dry white wine
1/2 cup dry white wine
lemon juice
2 tbsp lemon juice
chicken or seafood broth
1/2 cup chicken or seafood broth

— Instructions —

  1. Cook spaghetti in boiling water until al dente (about 8-10 minutes).
  2. Meanwhile: chop vegetables, and heat a large skillet over medium high heat.
  3. Add butter, and swirl to coat the pan.
  4. Add scallops, and make sure they stay apart. Brown ~2 minutes on each side until golden, then place on a plate and cover loosely with foil.
  5. Clean skillet, and heat remaining butter.
  6. Add mushrooms, onion, minced chili, and spices, until onion is tender.
  7. Slice tomatoes in half and add to mixture, along with the white wine and lemon juice.
  8. Reduce wine at least 1 minute, then add broth. Cook bacon in microwave according to package directions.
  9. Pour sauce over pasta, and top with reserved scallops and crumbled bacon.

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