"It's made from the finest apples, you know. Well, mainly apples." - Nanny Ogg
This recipe is time-consuming, and not for the faint of heart. You'll need a large pan, a reliable cooking thermometer, a sealable 5-gallon container with a fermenting airlock, iodophor (for sterilizing), a siphon, and at least 5 Mason jars.
Finally, you'll want some sterilized thimbles to serve this stuff in. Mix with dwarfish beer to make the highly alcoholic "Fluff" cocktail.
♦︎ Mort ♦︎