"In my defense, I've never actually...eaten anything." - The Vision
The Vision has little cooking experience, but nevertheless attempts to make this dish for Wanda Maximoff (the Scarlet Witch) to lift her spirits.
Saveur was excited to note that he appeared to be holding a copy of one of their recipes, although the "pinch of paprika" he mentions seems to be missing. I have a hunch that the Vision printed out several different recipes, as well as posts with cooking advice. The following recipe is thus inspired by Saveur's, but adapted to match the movie as closely as possible.
Wanda also notes in the film that "this is not paprika". I'm guessing the Vision accidentally used cayenne or chili powder instead of pure, sweet paprika. You're welcome to make the same substitution, but you should probably use paprika (either smoked or sweet) if you want to win someone over.
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