Hot Jones


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Name: Hot Jones

Inspired by: Homestar Runner

Serving Size: 2 mugfuls

Secret Ingredient: White chocolate

"Ohhh! That's good Jones." - Strong Bad

Chef's Note

Rich, creamy, and perfect for Decemberween.


Making Hot Jones

You will need:

  • 1 cup white chocolate chips
  • 1 cup heavy cream
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 4 cups 2% milk
  • Whip cream, as desired
  • Red sprinkles


  1. Pour white chocolate chips into a skillet over medium heat.
  2. Add cream, and stir until the chips have melted.
  3. Add vanilla and milk, stirring to combine.
  4. When the mixture is sufficiently warm, remove from heat.
  5. Serve in mugs with whip cream and sprinkles on top.